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[wines]

( texts, prompts, starters, etc )

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[troops]

...every time?

I - didn't know that I've been the object of your fantasies.

[wines]

Remember when I said you were adorable? This is further evidence to prove my point.

I've been making eyes at you for months. Surely you've noticed before now.

[troops]

...not to be rude, but I thought you flirted with everyone.

lmao rip dorian

[wines]

I do, because it's fun.

But I don't fantasize about everyone ripping my clothes off on top of the war table.

I'm so sorry bro

[troops]

Well, I don't know how I'm expected to know the difference unless you tell me.

...you do know that there's people near the war table almost constantly, right?

[wines]

I’m telling you now, aren’t I?

Surely you could request the war room to yourself for a few hours in the evening. For strategizing.

[troops]

Strategizing by myself? And then what - I quickly and quietly pull you inside as if we're both fresh recruits sneaking around?

[wines]

Sounds exhilarating to me.

If anyone asks, you simply need my hands-on expertise on what moves to make next.